By: Stephanie, Papillon, and Siren
The following adaptation was created when the three of us
were watching an early DiC episode on tv. We saw the clay
figure
Shingo created, and to us it looked like a cow more than a
pig. (You
know, when he makes a clay Sailormoon to apologize to his
friend.)
Anyway, we were taking a long drive together, and Siren
suggested we listen to the DiC cd we have. I accidentally
said,
"Let's listen to 'I wanna be a steer'."
Well, that cracked Stephanie up, and so we started making
up
a stupid song which we now record here.
We all agree that DiC is stupid, and we think our
rendition of
the song would have been ever so much better. Just imagine,
a
bunch of cows in sailor fuku, with the manly "Lita" saying
'Moopiter Thunder Crash Milk!'
Hey, anything is better than the dub. Well, we like our
own
'cow dub'.
I Wanna Be A Steer!
(To be sung to I wanna be a star)
Each night I sit and dream
Of the steers I see in magazines
I love to lose myself
In the stories of the herds they lead, yeah.
Why can't I be like them?
Living lives of grass and hay
I know I've got what it takes
I've just got to start on my way
I wanna be a steer, steer, steer
Gonna have my name up in grass
I wanna be a steer, steer, steer
I'm gonna blaze across the sky like a beef patty pie
My fans will truly adore me
Every time I moo or poo my songs
I'll ride in a big fancy barn
And take all my cows along, yeah
All round the world I'll go
Mooing shows from east to west
(with my Sailor Steers)
Every night I stand on the hill
The crowd will scream I'm the best
I wanna be a steer, steer, steer
Gonna be the best in the world
I wanna be a steer, steer, steer
I'm gonna be the absolutely most famous teen heffer
On behalf of the moo, I shall sing to
Right wrongs and triumph over farmers
With my friends Steer Venus, Moo-piter, Moo-rs
And Moo-rcury
We'll make the pasture
A better place for all cows!
I wanna be a steer, steer, steer
Gonna have my name up in grass
I wanna be a steer, steer, steer
I'm gonna blaze across the sky like a beef patty pie
I wanna be a steer
I wanna be a steer
I wanna be a steer!!!
Comments on this article can be sent to:
Stephanie,
Papillon, Siren.
