By: Glazius Falconar
The following is one of the many possible lyrics to
the infamous "Loading Song".
As always, it is to be sung to "The Theme from Rawhide!"
Loadin', loadin', loadin'...
Loadin', loadin', loadin'...
Loadin', loadin', loadin'...
Big Page!
Loadin', loadin', loadin'...
Big pics keep it loadin'...
Though they're prob'ly stolen...
Big Page!
Author had a hand in...
JavaScript and brandin'...
Didn't understand 'em...
Big Page!
And when you're done debuggin',
Content that is strugglin'
Will leave you nothing but screams of rage...
Watch the bar, wait a bit
Wait a bit, watch the bar
Watch the bar, wait a bit
Big Page!
Type your name, hit debug
Hit debug, type your name
Type your name, hit debug, hit debug
Big PAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Loadin', loadin', loadin'...
Though the bandwidth's swollen...
MIDI keeps on flowin'...
Big Page!
Fact that's really rumor...
Lame attempts at humor...
Give your brain a tumor...
Big Page!
And when you're finished snorin'
You want nothing more'n
To lock the author up in a cage...
Awful song, make it stop
Make it stop, awful song
Awful song, make it stop
Big Page!
That's not right! This for real?
This for real? That's not right!
That's not right! This for real? This for real?
Big PAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Loadin', loadin', loadin'...
Loadin', loadin', loadin'...
Loadin', loadin', loadin'...
Big Page!
Loadin', loadin', loadin'...
(Repeat ad nauseum and fade out)
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Glazius Falconar.
