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We Need Your Help!

By: CereCere

Our site has run into serious trouble, and in order to achieve our mission of taking over the world, we need you to do something for us.

The Worst Sailormoon Pages Ever strongly encourages ALL fans of this site to run out (yes, run, not walk, but don't do this while carrying scissors) and buy two items: a Fisher-Price Toy Guitar and any amount of Billiards equipment you can get your hands on. While you're at it, pick up a loaf of bread. Why bread? Well we're all out and Jun forgot to go to the store…

As for the other stuff, believe me, there is a logical reason! (Like we want to prove a "procot" will actually work for once!)

So please, find these items and buy at least 5 of them right now! One for yourself, one as a gift, one for your Mom and one for your pet rock. As for the last one, just throw it in the trash because you probably didn't want to buy this stuff in the first place. It's a nice symbolic way of showing you just wasted your money on 5 items only because someone said you should!

Okay, if you hadn't guessed by now, the above text is a joke, a parody of the latest SOS "procot" to get "all Sailor Moon fans" to buy two (yes two!) Luna Sphere toys, with the belief that this will help to get Sailor Stars dubbed. First off, the achievements of the previous SOS procots have been very questionable, so why should this one be any different? We've been around just as long as the SOS has, and we have yet to see anyone present any true evidence that any of the past procots have worked.

Yes, there is no guarantee that Sailor Stars will be dubbed if you go out and buy two little plastic compacts in the shape of Luna-P. Actually, come to think of it, if I was some exec at Irwin, and my company sold out of Luna Spheres, would I bother to go and pay money to help get more episodes made to promote my toys? No… why bother? The toys are flying off the shelves, so why spend more money on something to promote them? The sales are doing fine without new episodes.

Now that being said, I still would like to see Sailor Stars dubbed. I also have no beef against Irwin. I have bought their products in the past, and will buy them in the future. If something I like comes along, that is. I mean come on! SOS says the sphere is a great toy. It's a flippin mirror with toy jewellery! Now yes, some may like this kind of toy but it's not for me. What difference does it make if we buy the Luna Sphere? Why not Irwin's other SM products, like the dolls, or the figurines? I guess the lesson here is, buy what you like, don't buy something just because the bunch over at SOS somehow thinks it's a good idea.

Now excuse me while I go eat my strawberry Pop-Tart...

  • September 2nd, 2001
  • As usual any comment made on this page is that of "The Amazoness Quartet" or one of its members. Tripod has nothing to do with our opinions, etc, lalala...

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