By: Ethelene Stallings
Note: This uses heavy sarcasm
If you have ever visited a dub-based page you might have seen this huge
image that says SOS. The SOS (Save Our Sailors) is devoted to bringing
more Sailormoon to America
They seem like a great place right? Just ignore the fact that some of
the stuff makes no sense or has nothing to do with SM or the loud midi
with no player, and it's a great page.I mean look at the design! A whole
bunch of pictures and gifs with a bright background. It's so beautiful
I could cry. They are so informative! They update about every 2 months.
They let us know that Dic was producing the new dubs. They told us the
truth about Uranus and Neptune. They must be right about "Prince
Uranus" I mean it's SOS! Who cares if the creator, Naoko Takeuchi said they
were lesbians? SOS is always right!
They are so great. I mean, just look at their scorecard. They were the
ones responsible for getting the last 17 episodes of R chopped up and
brought to America! Because of their famous Pop-Tart
"procott"(considering Pop-tarts and SM are even remotley related), Sailor Moon started
getting shown again! Heck, they were probably the ones that got S and
SuperS brought here so the companies could make Haruka and Michiru cousins!
We should get down on our knees and worship them!
But wait....After all their hard work they said they don't know if they
want Stars dubbed! What's up with that? They said that "the current
state of the new dub has left them wondering about Stars." It's made me
wonder too! Especially since SOS doesn't like the fact that they changed
the Dic music to the original Japanese. Shame on them. Taking away the
beautiful Dic music!
SOS Now and Forever
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